Best friends.

They are there to be obnoxious with you…

And to listen to your stupid stories.

They know how to cheer you up…

And how to bring you down.

They know when you like someone…

Or when you need to rebuild your self esteem.

Sometimes, they can be annoying…

Or just simply embarrassing…

But they will be always there for you, forever.

(Source: lietomeitsforthebetter, via lolhomeworkmyass)

“hey, what time is it”

“TIME TO GET A WATCH!”

(Source: cosmo-kramer-the-assman, via humorland)

other people's followers: you're so pretty!
other people's followers: date me?
other people's followers: hello
other people's followers: your blog is flawless!
other people's followers: I love you!
other people's followers: how was your day?
other people's followers: you're awesome!
other people's followers: dude you make me fart rainbows and bleed glitter!
my followers:

bambi-slaughter:

and i’m not ok with the fact that willow smith has probably achieved more in her mere 12 years than i will in my entire life for singing a song about hair

(via thathilariousasian)